Wednesday, February 23, 2005

You Can't Make It Up

While I try to write the occasional funny story, there are times when I just can't compete with reality. For example...

The good folks over at DYKEdolls have created the world's first series of lesbian action figures. For just $65 each, the Bobbie Doll comes "ready to play" with a few handy accessories. For the cost conscious, the dolls are available for $49.95 each, leaving you free to purchase only the specific add-ons you want.

At least now I know what to get my friends and family for their birthday's this year.

Now that I think about it, the most disappointing part of all of this is that these dolls have a better time on Saturday nights than I do.