Wednesday, May 11, 2005

New and Improved!

I'm really excited because I just received the "E-Z Blog Writing Kit" that I purchased on eBay last week. It promises to save valuable time while increasing the quality of my writing by at least 25%. The best part is that I get it all for the low, low price of $124.99, payable in three easy installments of $41.6633333333333333333.

By following their patented five step process, I'll be on my way to writing immortality in no time.

  1. Open box and empty contents
  2. Sort letters, punctuation marks, and symbols
  3. Choose letters and arrange them to create words
  4. Link words together to create sentences
  5. Use punctuation marks to separate thoughts or ideas and symbols to add "spice"

It's so simple even a child can do it!