Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Altruism is Dead

My Boss: I'm here with (philanthropy woman) and she needs a quote from you for their newsletter. She wants to know how you became interested in leading the Tri-State (specific charity program) committee.

Me: You forced me to do it.

My Boss: Yes, but we can't say that in the newsletter. Can you come up with something better?

Me: Well, what interests me most is that the committee leader from one of the other offices is an NFL cheerleader, so I'm doing this in the hopes of meeting her.