Wednesday, October 25, 2006

For the Record

Justin Timberlake is getting all of the publicity, but I want it noted that I tried to bring SexyBack three years ago.

Unfortunately, it took one look at me, snorted contemptuously, and walked away chuckling to itself.

On the bright side, I did get several very tempting offers from insecure, nauseating, hideous, cringe-inducing, boring, sarcastic, vapid, tedious, and pathetic.

You've probably noticed by now that I accepted all of them.