Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Merry, erm... Happy, uh...Christmakkah?

Overheard on the subway this morning:

Man 1: "Hey Scott! How have you been?"

Man 2: "Hey Rob. I'm good. How are you?"

Man 1: "Not bad. What's new? How was your Christmas?""

Man 2: Long stare

Man 1 (notices yarmulke on Man 2's head): "Oh, Jesus. I'm sorry."

Man 2: Longer stare


Update: I'm so bored at work today that I've counted to infinity. Twice.