Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Probably More Than She Respects You Right Now

Overheard last week at Ava Lounge:

Egotistical Jerk:
"You're marrying that guy?!? Does he even have what it takes to be successful? How are you going to respect him when you’re sitting across the dinner table ten years from now?"

Bonus bad joke:

Man: "You've got to help me, Doc. I walk around all day, every day singing 'What's New Pussycat?'"

Doctor: "It sounds like you have a bad case of Tom Jones Syndrome."

Man: "Is that common?"

Doctor: "It's Not Unusual."