Monday, February 26, 2007

Life Lessons: Relationships and Weather Reports

The NYC metro area saw it’s second snowfall of the year last night, which sent news broadcasts into an orgasmic frenzy over what they (somewhat over-dramatically) called "Winter Storm 07." As I watched TV this morning while getting ready for work, I discovered that there are a few things you can say on the news that you can’t say to a woman, including:

“…2 to 4 inches is going to make things painful this morning.” and;

“If you look down, you’ll see a slushy mess."