Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Prose-titution

Earlier today I came up with a great idea for a blog post. Not only was it going to be the funniest thing that I've ever written, but it was also likely to be the most insightful, moving, and - frankly - life altering piece of prose ever written.

Sadly, the soul sucking commute into the city caused me to forget the brilliant idea flitting about in my head - probably forever. Now all I can ask you to do is imagine that I had written it and that you're now wiping tears of laughter (and a few wistful ones) from your eyes and realizing that you'll never look at your life the same way again.

No need to thank me, though. The look in your eyes is thanks enough.