Friday, March 16, 2007

The Week in Pictures LXXVIII

Random Friday Thoughts:

Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!

Or at least we work there. The only saving grace this week was an enjoyable night out last night. So enjoyable in fact, that I even skipped Scrubs for it. That alone tells you everything you need to know.

The weather has gone from nearly 70 degrees on Wednesday (I think that's like, 400 Celsius for you non-Americans out there), to 25 degrees and snowing today. Just one of the many reasons you never hear people rhapsodizing about Springtime in New York.


Well, actually it's the WiP.

After what he called "decades of living a lie," Superman underwent a successful sex change operation.

The St. Petersburg times broke the species barrier by hiring a river otter as it's newest field reporter.

A reading error doomed a Boston area school's attempt to into the Guinness Book of Records for the World's Largest Pie.

Following the lead of her former best friend forever Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie has been spotted around town carrying her new puppy.

Remind me to never work out in this gym...

Our video this week is "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes.

Tragedy struck at a recent fashion show when a model was attacked by her own dress.

On the verge of losing his case, a lawyer was able to keep his client out of jail by calling timeout just before the jury's verdict was read.

Gratuitous picture of Ninel Conde

A severed limb found a few weeks ago has given up it's search for the remainder of it's body. It reportedly plans to enlist in the Arm-y.


In business news, the housing market plummeted this week.

And Ford unveiled a new SUV that they say provides superior camouflage protection for hunters.

And finally, a local couple's divorce proceedings turned ugly this week when the husband produced a homemade sex tape that he says proves his claims about his wife's frigidity.