Monday, April 30, 2007

Spring Hopes Eternal

It's springtime in New York, and you know what that means, right?

Someone asked me that in the elevator this morning, waggled his eyebrows, and then stepped off before I could tell him that I had no idea what he was talking about. So if any of you know, please tell me. Otherwise, it's going to bother me for the entire day.

It was supposed to rain today, but it looks like that's not going to happen. Regardless, wouldn't April Showers be a great name for a porn star?

Which brings us to our stupid joke of the day:

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

A: Pilgrims!