Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Life Lessons: Baa-d Day

Never use the phrases “I love you” or “You make me happy” while the police are on the lookout for a man whose been buggering the local female sheep population.

I speak from experience here when I say that it sounds too much like "ewe" - and it takes a long, long time to convince them that isn’t what you meant.

Also, it probably helps if you're not wearing an "I (heart) Sheep" shirt when they stop you.

Erm...and carrying lambskin condoms.