Thursday, April 26, 2007

WiP: Special Report

BREAKING NEWS

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush took some time out during a Malaria Awareness Day commemoration in the White House Rose Garden Wednesday, to dance with the KanKouran West African Dance Company and bang on some bongo drums.



White House Press Secretary Tony Snow revealed to the WiP staff that upon seeing the video of the event, President Bush was embarrassed at how stiffly he moved, and has taken "swift and decisive action" by hiring this gentleman as the country's first "Dance Minister" - responsible for loosening up the Commander-in-Chief.



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