Friday, May 18, 2007

The Week in Pictures LXXXIII

Random Friday Thoughts:

Two days ago it was sunny and the temperature was in the mid-80s. Today it's rainy and 55 degrees. I enjoy cool days like this, but these weather shifts are worse than Kool-Aid Man's pants.

I've never been so tired in all of my life. I have no idea why. I just hope I'm not pregnant.

I wish it were last Friday again. Weekends are so much better and more relaxing when you're away.

It looks like softball will be rained out on Sunday so I'll need to find another excuse to drink beer at 11:00 a.m. Perhaps I'll go do it at the Church.

Anyway, let's move on to the WiP...

Outgoing British Prime Minister Tony Blair has begun to respond to all questions posed by reporters by saying "What has to index fingers and doesn't give a f**k any more? Tony Blair!"

A government study in India indicates that teenage male elephants often become trunk-tied when they approach members of the opposite sex.

Spider-man was voted off when he received scores of 2 out of 10 from the judges on the new reality series "Rate the Superhero's Lovemaking Skills."

Immediately upon leaving the studio the despondent web-slinger threw himself out the window, suffering two displaced hips in the fall.

Manu Ginobli lead the San Antonio Spurs to victory over the Phoenix Suns the other night by confounding his opponents with his clever magic tricks.

Paris Hilton prepared for her upcoming jail sentence by practicing showering in a public setting.

Body language experts say that you can tell when a woman is attracted to you by the sparkle in her eye.

A recent study in India indicates that in addition to not putting all of your eggs in one basket, it's probably not a great idea to do it with all of your mangoes either.

Um...remind me to never rent a bicycle in Madrid...

A British scientist claims has developed an intriguing new theory that all automobiles may have evolved from the same prehistoric ancestor.

Theologians made the shocking discovery that shifts in religious affiliations are due in large part to whoever happens to be winning at a given time at the Poker Table of the Gods.

You know that shudder you get when it feels like someone is walking over your grave? Well, this is the guy that does that.

The Ice Hockey World Championships were delayed for several hours when the Russian team lost the puck during warm ups.

And finally, an unidentified man strolling down the sidewalk in Tokyo' s Shinjuku district suddenly fell in love this afternoon.