Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Key Line Pie

One of the best things about having StatCounter is that keyword analysis is a great source of blog fodder on those days when you can't think of anything else to write. Here are some of the more interesting recent searches along with my commentary (in italics) for each.

Catholic Church on anabolic steroids
That explains why it’s so big.

How long it takes from ejackulation for sperm to reach an egg to be fertilized
Probably just slightly longer than it takes to run spell check.

Pumpkin pie devotions
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more orange, and meant for autumn...

Pinky the testicle tearing tabby
Who says cats can’t be fun?

Thanksgiving euphemisms
Erm…stuffing the turkey?

Why was Rickey Martin touching his penis in 2005 Victoria secret?
Certainly not for the same reason the rest of us were.

Pothole in Brooklyn
Right…because there’s only one of those.

Buy toy soldiers in NYC
One of the city’s many failed tourism slogans.

Dress for trial attorneys closing arguments color of ties
Because tie color is the Roe v Wade of the new millennium.

I made you a pumpkin eated me
Don't blame me. You knew the risks when you started making pumpkins.

Pilot Cloyd Sob
With that name, his eventual career choice was a no-brainier.

Penis John Carew
Unfortunately, John’s parents were far more cruel than Cloyd’s.

Joe rogaine 2 girls 1 cup
All the ingredients for a fun weekend.

Homemade sex toy
You start with rogaine, 2 girls, and 1 cup...

Cup o' joe out of business
Wishful thinking.