Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Limber Up

I came to work yesterday all primed to write a quick post about this finally being the time to pry the gun from Charlton Heston's cold, dead hands when I discovered that roughly 8.6 billion bloggers, newscasters, and other assorted wits had beaten me to the punch.

Stupid people...

On a completely unrelated note, a few of my co-workers and I were instant messaging each other in an effort to stave off boredom during a conference call. While complaining about the general soreness she was experiencing, one of them wrote the following:

"I went to the gyn but didn't stretch properly"

Now call me naive but what, exactly, would one have to stretch beforehand?