Thursday, April 17, 2008

Witless Protection

While walking to work this morning, I saw the first cardinal of spring and you know that what means...

That's right - the Pope is coming to town.

Sorry, I've been waiting weeks to roll that one out.

Speaking of bad jokes (and isn't that what this blog is always speaking of?) that have been sitting around too long, here's another one:

Q: What's the highest paying job in New York State?

A: Working under the Governor

For those of you who haven't heard about this, our Governor was forced to resign last month after it was revealed that he'd availed himself of the services of a prostitution ring which was unusual because...um...let me get back to you on that.

Okay, get back to work while I try to think of something worthwhile to post about...or to work on another WiP.