Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Novel Thinking

More conversations I've overheard at work:

Conversation One
Random Male Co-Worker: "Hey, do you have a sec?"
Random Female Co-Worker: "Sure, I have plenty of secs."

Conversation Two
Dick: "So how was your son's baseball game?"
Yolanda: "He did well...I think. I don't really know what I'm watching, though."
Margaret: "What position does he play?"
Yolanda: "He's a..." (struggling to remember) "He's a...Dick knows."
Tom: "Your son is a dick nose?"

One day I'll collect all of these and use them as fodder for a book.