Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Duty Free

How immature have I become, you ask?

I just typed the following phrase in a disciplinary action memo that I'm preparing:

"As an exempt employee, you are expected to work the hours necessary to fully discharge your duties. "

The sad thing is that I couldn't stop laughing when I proofread and said aloud "fully discharge your doodies."

Clearly I need a vacation.