Friday, May 01, 2009

Week in Pictures: Abbreviated Edition

Random Friday Thoughts:

Rain, rain, rain. That's pretty much the weekend forecast. Thank goodness for alcohol.

The transfer out of NY is looking more realistic by the day, so let's see how much longer I'm here.

It's been a crazy week at work, so the WiP is going to be very brief. So without further ado, let's jump right into it:

A sand sculputre artist has filed for damages against the city after what he says was an improper arrest for giving blow jobs on the beach.

In a related story, a local woman was arrested on beastiality charges for exchanging butterfly kisses.

Consumer advocates admit to growing concern that the bicycle helmet laws passed by many municipalities may be going a little too far.

Yesterday was laundry day in the Where's Waldo household.

Archeologists in Mexico believe that they have found ancient sculptures depicting the country's first surgeons.

Sorry Grant. Forgot to include this for a minute there...

After numerous rounds of plastic surgery left them with nothing left to nip or tuck, doctors were left with no choice but to construct a wire cage upon which to build Joan Rivers' latest face.

And finally, in our "Where Are They Now" section, famed 80s video game star Pac Man has launched a new career as an artist and is currently hosting an exhibition of his works entitled "The Ghosts Who Tried to Eat Me."